1.You start eating maggi/bread and jam for dinner.
2.You wait for the next pay day like Rakhi waits for Karan Arjun
3.You live on sasti daaru.
4.You ditch the cab and start walking to work.
5.Your toothpaste looks like this.
6.Your toiletries are taken care of, courtesy clueless hotels.
7.Jugaad comes in handy
8.You enthusiastically read posts like these to reassure yourself there are others like you.